Life With Marlene

FAQS About “Life With Marlene”

I’ve gotten a lot of feedback from friends and acquaintances on “Life With Marlene”. However, the same questions keep coming up about my weblog. I hope this FAQ will answer your most burning questions.

Q: Why start a weblog about your mom, Marlene?
A: Why not? If you were a loving child, you would dedicate web space to your mother.

Q: Your write some embarrassing things about your mother. Isn’t Marlene offended by the stories on “Life With Marlene”?
A: Ah, dear reader, Marlene subscribes to the same theory as Oscar Wilde: The only thing worse about being talked about is not being talked about. She loves her weblog. In fact, I’ve been with her in public when she’s bragged to people about having her own blog.

Q: Is Marlene really that funny? C’mon, you have to be making stuff up.
A: Everything on the weblog is 100% true. Besides, how can anyone make up stuff like this?

Q: Now that Marlene is a celebrity, how can I get in contact with her?
A: Good luck! Until she gives me the go ahead, I will not give out Marlene’s email address. Don’t even bother calling the house; no one will answer the phone. I know because I’ve been trying to get ahold of her for three days.